Dirty Old Man

I take umbrage at this characterization. Not that I’m not “dirty” or “old” (well, to me I’m not) or a “man”. It’s just that it makes it seem as if I wasn’t a dirty young man and that my filthiness of mind was some new found thing.

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I Never Call It A Need

However, for some reason, I’m rather jonesing to spank.

Perv Alert

I usually try to post something of some thought-provoking substance but right now I have an important announcement to make.